Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in Bogey and Bacall's LiveJournal:

Friday, March 4th, 2005
8:51 am	Greetings from the tank We're Bogey and Bacall and we're coming at you live from the 20. We want to move up to the penthouse!! When, Mom? When? We hear Hammertime is getting the axe...er...dremel today. *snicker* Current Mood: hyper (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
9:32 pm	We're baaaaack! Did you miss us? We're CLO and we're in da tank! Current Mood: swimming (Comment on this)
Thursday, May 13th, 2004
8:17 am	Journal on Hiatus angel_renewed says: Hippie, Raver, Buffy, Flotsam, and the Fleet have gone on to their new homes. I hope their new owners give them as much love and care as theonebob and I have and that they live long, happy fizz lives. They brightened my day and made my world a happier place while they were in it. I can only hope our new children are as cool as those we had to give up. Current Mood: sad (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 7th, 2004
3:44 pm	We're the cutest fish EVER! We are cute. We are SO cute! Fizzmommy keeps telling us how cute we are; we know this! We're adorable and orange and white and black. We're fat and sassy! We swim around 'baloop balooop baloop', but we don't swim real well. Coz' we're too busy being cute! Current Mood: cute (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 8th, 2004
12:41 pm	We need some fizz shades Raver sez: angel_renewed got us new light bulbs yesterday. The corals are digging it, but man is it bright in here. We're going blind. There are a few overhangs where I can hide from the brightness, but then it's harder to cruise around looking for food. Hippie sez: Yeah and you know how we like the food. Raver sez: Right on. Hippie sez: Mom's trying to get the corals growing again and kill the algae, but it's weak. Man, it's really weak. I'm totally bummed out, because I can't take my nap with these new lights. All this eating makes me sleepy. Current Mood: awake (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 8th, 2004
2:11 pm	*hubba hubba* We want Buffy to come live with US!!! Current Mood: horny (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 31st, 2003
3:06 pm	Look at THAT babe!! Hey, why'd mom put the hot new chick in the OTHER tank!?!?!?! We want some action over here! We're 2 hot clowns! Man.... we never get to have ANY fun! Current Mood: disappointed (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003
8:09 pm	Swim Swim Away We're baaaaack! Did you miss us? Not much new to report. Mom stuck some crabs in the tank a few weeks back. They don't bother US. We won't bother THEM. No more corals, thank the fizz. We think she got the point when we threw the rocks at her. We're polticial fish, y0. We're the CLO. The Clownfish Liberation Organization. We're fighting for Clownfish autonomy in the tank. w3rd. We were here first. All these corals getting uppity in *our* tank and branching out with settlements and shit. It's gotta stop. Meanwhile, I need to get back to eating. Keep the faith, man. Keep the faith. Current Mood: determined (Comment on this)
Friday, November 7th, 2003
3:52 pm	It's getting crowded in here. Dayyyyum, Mom's gots to stop putting stuff in our tank, dawg. First it was the toadstool and the bumpy shrooms. Then, next thing you know, some weird sh*t is growing out of one of the pieces of rock and Mom's telling us it's some fancy hammer coral. Whatever that is. She says it's 'spendy so to keep our fins OFF. Next, she's adding in some MORE mushrooms. These are all hairy and we kinda like 'em. Then, more snails! There ain't much room left for us clowns. Yo, we've decided we're starting a band. The Insane Clown Posse. We're the *real* clowns. Those other clowns better step off. w3rd. (Comment on this)
Monday, November 3rd, 2003
10:10 pm	We're baaaaaaack Heh. Mom thinks we're sleeping, but we're really in here knocking around all the rocks. She thinks she can keep stuffing more corals in here. We'll show her! We'll throw them all OUT! No more corals! No more fish! This is CLOWNFISH TERRITORY! Never underestimate clownfish with a mission. We'll bite her again next time she cleans the algae. Get our fins (and teeth) all up in her face. Current Mood: determined (Comment on this)
Friday, October 24th, 2003
10:04 am	Things are going swimmingly Raver sez: New downstairs neighbors. Mom's named 'em Flotsam and Jetsam. Tiny little buggers. I mean we aren't big, but we could eat those little guys. They have to hang out in the QT now, like we did. When they're cleared for takeoff, one of them is coming to live with us. Stupid hippie keeps trying to eat the coralline algae. He thinks it's copepods. He's not too bright, you see. We've been chilling. Doing well. We like swimming around in the caves Mom has built. She doesn't feed us enough and Hippie has killed all the copepods. It was a copepod holocaust, man. Corals are doing well, too. They like to eat the mysis shrimp. We're strictly flake fish, ourselves. Shrimp are traif, y0. Current Mood: bouncy (Comment on this)
Friday, October 17th, 2003
10:29 am	Mommy Thought these were funny From Reefkeeping magazine. Top 10 Signs you're dating a Reefer 10) You take a trip to an exotic location and while you're slipping into your lingerie he's slipping into his wetsuit. TimsReef of Shiloh, IL (St. Louis) 9) You have to unplug the metal halides before you can blow dry your hair. ousnakebyte of Washington, D.C. 8) It's 3am and instead of inviting you in for a nightcap, your date invites you in to see his copepods. masterswimmer of the Northeast 7) He'll spend $75 on Cyclop-eeze for the tank's dinner, but you're lucky to see the inside of a Taco Bell.... Chris Rollison of San Juan Capo, CA 6) You have learned not to complain about being too hot or too cold in his apartment since really, “your body can tolerate fluctuations a lot better than the corals.” ousnakebyte of Washington, D.C. 5) You complain to your girlfriends that he can't remember your eye color but knows the scientific name for 'every little weed' in his fish tank. O. Eye of Iowa 4) If a romantic evening on the beach involves a blanket, a bottle of wine, and a Salifert test kit. smiller of Cedar Creek Lake,TX 3) If your first date is a "behind the scenes" tour at the local fish store. Goalie66 of Belleville, Il (St. Louis) 2) When you go out to dinner, she asks for a “doggy” bag at the Sushi bar. Mr_Quality of Owings Mills, MD 1) If she asks if thats a refractometer in your pocket! ol'reefer of Lake Worth, FL Would you like to see us? Here we are! Current Mood: bubbly (Comment on this)
Thursday, October 16th, 2003
2:10 pm	FishTV Cribs Raver sez: Listen up, dawg. I'm coming at you from the new crib and it is _sweet_ homey. It's got rocks all over and some powerful lights. I got all stressed out when Mom moved me and I had to get my fins ALL up in her face about not moving Hippie at the same time. Somebody has to watch over that guy. Anyway, I'm digging this new space. Only thing is the powerheads are really strong. A fish has to be careful not to be blown about the place. y0? Hippie sez: Copepods. Loads and Loads of Copepods. *munch munch munch munch* Crunchy. Current Mood: full (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 15th, 2003
1:09 pm	I got my FINS in your FACE Hippie says: Mom changed the water again yesterday. Raver keeps chasing me around and it makes me unhappy. I was breathing heavy this morning and mom looked worried. She says she's going to move Raver for sure tomorrow. We'll see. I don't trust her! Last night, she came home and didn't feed us right away. We had to get our fins all up in her face to remind her that we were HUNGRY!!! I'm always hungry. Current Mood: hungry (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 8th, 2003
1:13 pm	Another Water Change Mom put more salt in yesterday. ack! ack! Hippie was breathing heavy this morning and now mom's threatening to move me and keep him in here with copper. He drives me crazy, but I'd miss the little guy. Speaking of salt... Mom is running out! She needs to remember to order some more Red Sea salt for us. Yes, I know we're not from the Red Sea. Mom likes to support Israeli business, like Red Sea Fish pHarm and so she gets us that salt. It's not bad. She doesn't use their test kits anymore, though. They're not very good :( I'm looking forward to going into my new tank. Mom says Mr. Toad and the Shroom family are doing well. Can't wait to swim around! 'Swim around' 'Swim around' 'Swim up Swim up and Swim down' Current Mood: hyper (Comment on this)
Monday, October 6th, 2003
4:52 pm	Keep it real, homies This weekend was pretty cool. Mom picked up some mushrooms and a toadstool for our new home. She also got some hairy mushroom thing for the 29. We hate that tank, because it made us sick. Dad's taking over that one, though. Whoever moves in there will have to behave, coz Dad don't play around. Mom did another water change yesterday. She keeps sticking more salt in our water. Says it's to get us ready for the move next weekend. Dawg... I need to get out of this 10 gallon tank. I'm hating life in here. True, she did get us a better light. Still, hippie's always hogging the tube and that just ain't kewl. Dig? Next time this week, we'll be chilling in the reef tank with all the moonlite. Word. That's a crib. Current Mood: swimmy (Comment on this)
Thursday, October 2nd, 2003
12:21 pm	We're movie stars Mom took a quick movie of us this morning. Aren't we cute? Current Mood: mischievous (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 30th, 2003
1:21 pm	Wheee! Our new lights arrive today! Current Mood: excited (Comment on this)
Saturday, September 27th, 2003
10:14 am	We're moving on up - to the big tank Hippie's finally done and gotten well. Mom was all happy this morning when she saw he didn't have any marks. She rearranged stuff in our tank when she did a water change last night. The tube has moved to the other side. Meanwhile, we're just swimming around. She says she is going to let us move to the big tank in 2 weeks. The water change did up our salinity a skoosh. Until it matches the big tank, we can't move. Drat. Next week is a big week for us. The 20 gallon gets its new lights and so does the 29. We also get the pump to work the protein skimmer. Our new home is looking very nice. Mom says she put in some snails on Thursday to start cleaning up the algae. I hate algae! Ick. Tastes nasty and gets into my gills. Current Mood: chipper (Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 24th, 2003
3:31 pm	w3rd to my fin-soled brothers Mom ordered us up some lights today. We're getting all excited about it, too. She was gonna cheap out on us and just get 65 watts, but we talked her into the fancy set with 130 watts and moonlites. Hey, we're worth it. Hippie's still under the weather, so I'm talking. I keep harrassing him, because I just can't sit still and he gets in my way. He needs to get better, so we can get this copper out of the tank. Hate that stuff. At least he hasn't tried to jump onto the carpet again. I thought mom was going to have a heartattack. She's been feeding us garlic soaked food. Not bad, though I get tired of the same spice over and over - could we get some oregano next time, man? She never gives us enough, either. We're always hungry. I want to move up to the 20 gallon. I'm getting tired of the scenery in the 10. The tube and plant are nice, but I need some live rock to entertain me. Maybe if Hippie gets well, we can move next month. We need more space. He's always taking up the tube. Silly Hippie. Current Mood: bouncy (Comment on this)